In a repeated call to the British Weather, I have to ask, yet again, “Can you please sort it out.”

It really is getting ridiculous.  For sure you gave us a lovely Bank Holiday weekend, just gone.  However, your performance in the days since leaves an awful lot to be desired.  And I mean an AWFUL lot.  As I type my fingers are really feeling the cold.  It’s dismal, it’s wet and I for one have had enough.

Please note, moving to an alternative climactic zone is out of the question, so before you start getting smart and making that suggestion… don’t.